#asmodeus ph

[puppet-purgatory]

the devil is such a loser compared to the other Cosmic Entity puppets. even asmodeus. i love it.

[neonnoir-ao3]

Gabriel from The Mandela Catalogue and the background voice in the Asmodeus song from Puppet History both use FastHub TTS

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me As Tumblr #31

Belphegor: Snail but with no shell

Beelzebub: Oh those is then uuuuuuuuuuu slurms

Satan: A what

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Diavolo: Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there’s bones beneath our skin

Lucifer: This is worst thing you’ve said by far, thanks

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Beelzebub: Aye can I get Uh…..ingredients on my burger

Satan: Beetroot?

Satan: You want beetroot?

Satan: You want fucking beetroot?

Beelzebub: Ingredience

Mammon: This post feels exactly like a conversation you would witness in a dream and think was completely normal and then wake up and think “what the fuck” for a single millisecond and then immediately forget about completely

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Diavolo: I’ve lost 20% of my couch

Diavolo: Ouch

Solomon: That’s the funniest couch joke I’ve seen sofa

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Mammon: *begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong son?

Asmodeus: What the fuck. What does this even mean. Who thinks of this shit, why is it so funny. I hate this site

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Mammon: You know what really gets my goat?

Barbatos: El chupacabra

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Leviathan: The future: holograms can physically touch you and there are 12 cases of homicide committed by Hatsune Miku

Solomon: Just 12?

Diavolo: It’ll be 13 if you don’t stop asking questions

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Satan: Do you ever get so excited you just want to crush a human skull in your hands

Mephistopheles: You just described breathing

Satan: I am fairly certain I Did Not

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Mammon: I love it when the city gets rainy at night, and the floor gets all reflective and pretty, and everything becomes more vibrant and gorgeous and you can put any fluid on the ground and people will think it’s water, fools

Lucifer: This post was great until the last part, what are you implying

Mammon: Fool

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Diavolo: Science puns, go!

Belphegor: You must have a pH of 13 cause you basic as fuck

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Satan: Shut up @ people who still say “science side of tumblr”

Belphegor: Science side of tumblr why is this man so salty

Solomon: Osmosis

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Satan: 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses

MC: The stables have turned

Mephistopheles: I laughed too hard at this and I hate you for it

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Leviathan: Guys, I’m sorry but I think December 31st is going to be my last day on Tumblr for this year

Leviathan: …If one more person asks me why I’m leaving

Diavolo: Kids, this is why school is important

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Simeon: In primary writing school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new strange environment’ and I wrote about a squid that was somehow transported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and I’ll never quite forget the look on my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, I hope I make friends’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

Lucifer: Well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

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Raphael: Why do stores always say “gifts for her”??? Who is she? Why are millions of Americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? Someone explain

Mammon: We must appease Her

MC: She is all that keeps the darkness at bay. Without Her the Old Ones will rise again, we must not disappoint Her

Solomon: She is watching. She knows.

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[waywardmillennial]

PH Triangle Theory

Shane shared this sketch on March 1st on Instagram

then we had these shots in the trailer

[s7 trailers spoilers under the cut]

a reverse image search leads me to believe this is likely the Oracle of Delphi, a very important figure in Ancient Greece

and we see a triangle puppet later in the trailer, very similar to Shane's sketch from IG

you know who was a Greek philosopher who loved triangles?

we are 100% getting a Pythagoras episode this season

Now, Shane could have chosen a lot of different Ancient figures from that time period but a cursory read shows that Pythagoras had lots of mythical lore around him (source: Wikipedia section but also maybe don't read if you like not knowing the answers to PH questions ahead of time)

So, I think we're looking at more supernatural themes in this season with Dorothy Ruth mentioning Purgatory (and a figure like Pythagoras who claimed to have visited there) and ghost hunting with Ryan and the Professor. I think the Lore is going to be similar to all that went down when the Devil popped in during the Asmodeus episode: Theology (Shane's Version)

Basically: Buckle up this season

[salemcoser]

Hey! I'm not new to Tumblr but this account sure is. I'm Salem, a 24 year old cosplayer from Italy. I love gaming, freaky make-up, nerdy/fandom things and the goth subculture! Currently big into the Hellaverse. 🦇 — check out my carrd with all my links!

— photography credits; - Asmodeus, shot by mara_robustelli_ph - Astarion, shot by vuk.cosphoto - Alastor, selfie - Stolas, shot by francesca._.ph — editing (photo 1, 3, 4) by me

[crypt1dzday0ff]

Favourite Puppet History episode (that is NOT the defenestration episode) and favourite PH musical guest GO!!! Feel free to explain why if you feel like doing so >:3

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well uh it'd be uh the first christmas special and 4 musical guest that's tough

The god one 4 the dancing plauge is stuck in my head 4ever, tho asmodeus (musically) and the white tiger (visually) were FIRE

[stories-of-iclin]

ᒥ💗ᒧ—          The creature lets out a massive screech again as massive damage is done. Its snaps its disfigured teeth in Tozen's direction, but is unable to move from its spot to attack the Knight of Asmodeus. Leaving it snarling and growling while trapped.

He felt something wrong in his gut, he simply found himself unable to stay home and wait for the outcome. Comfort rushed to the beggar camp, hearing the screeching of some creature before he made it to the clearing. The sight of the creatures, undead and mutated sent fear jolting through his limbs for a moment. However, his eyes moved to Morrigan and Tozen, both wheezing and sickly looking. Morrigan particularly looked like she was fighting hard against the weakness. He knew what he had to do, drawing his dagger and slashing his palm. "Asmodeus, xe tidd haf oarfzm!" The summoning of Divine Intervention was a stretch, for what he hoped to do surely wouldn't catch the deity's attention, however red hot flames burst from the Earth and surround the tiefling. He feels himself overwhelmed with sudden power. With his bloody palm, he grasps his Asmodean Pendant and purple magic fills his eyes. "Bh wmivas vorv odipy, xe tidd za zmyy, seuruzw ao easyr wyz py oryy! Il virclyww vyye, xe wyyc rykurzm, trilwoap ph wafd, oar smiz uz'w sarzm!" Magic laced the demonic prayer, and in a wave of purple light it spreads out to heal both Tozen and Morrigan.

The second zombie moves to stand from the ground.

The fourth zombie pushes itself to stand.

The third zombie stands itself up.

The first zombie, massivly injured by Morrigan's attack, manages to cling to what little life it has as it stands.

ᒥ💗ᒧ—          The creature can't move to attack, paralyzed in place by the Hold Person spell. It lets out a loud screech, inhuman and unnatural as it reverberates through the forest.

Upon the end of the screech, the bodies spread throughout the camp begin to twitch and groan loudly. Grey, lifeless eyes open and look around. Once dead, the bodies have come back to life with the creature's screech. 4 to be precise.

[monsteraficionado]

The Demonic Possessions of Loudun • Puppet History

[geniepuppet]

Asmodeus had to have some part in saving them from the asteroid, right?

We hear the beats of the song "Asmodeus" (A-S-M-O-D-E-U-S) (Demonic Possessions of Loudon) at the end of the finale song (and right as we see Ryan grab the lamp, alluding to the Genie and his previous deal - and thus Asmodeus), ending RIGHT BEFORE the asteroid is supposed to have hit the Dino-family

The Dreadful Demise of the Dinosaurs

I think this either alludes to the fact that Asmodeus was the original means of getting The Professor to the Cretaceous Period (via forced Genie wish) AND/OR that Asmodeus somehow also got them out of there, which is where my theory begins

The Genie himself said that wishing to bring them back should've worked, meaning that whatever wish was made was not able to be granted

But what if it didn't work (at least immediately) because they were already somehow on their way back? That, by bringing them back by themself, Asmodeus voided that that wish could be granted in the first place because The Professor was already out of the Cretaceous?

Another note of interest is that The Professor himself didn't find a way to get out of the Cretaceous Period on his own. Even he's confused when he appears back in modern times, meaning he didn't time travel his way back - we know that he has something in his satchel that allowed him to time travel, but 1) he has a new satchel and 2) he didn't reach inside it to time travel (like he did in The Great Molasses Flood)

Asmodeus themself said they were born "in the time before time," (Demonic Possessions of Loudon) meaning that Asmodeus still existed back in the Cretaceous Period, meaning this could be plausible

This would also explain how the Dino-parents are also in modern times alongside The Professor, because Ryan couldn't have wished for them to come back - he didn't even know about them. Maybe, if Asmodeus was involved, they also brought the Dino-parents back because they noticed The Professor being close with them (hugging in what they believed were their last moments) or they were just in the same vicinity as The Professor and got picked up by being nearby him

Another small note that may or may not be important is the constant referencing to the bird that's chirping, first brought up by Dino-mom. It's what sings the last 2 notes of Asmodeus perfectly in-time with what it had been doing in previous episodes (America's First Black Aviatrix) and was drawn to attention when we first cut to The Professor being already hatched (Vietnamese Sisters). Maybe Asmodeus had been posing as or possessing that bird in order to keep watch over The Professor (and thus the Dino-family)?

Tl;dr: The likelihood of Asmodeus being involved in saving The Professor and his Dino-family is definitely a possibility and is alluded to by the end of the finale song beats, bird chirps, and context clues

Also, knowing Shane, foreshadowing, "coincidence," and "meaningless" details are important

[puppet-purgatory]

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF JOKE THEY'RE PLAYING OVER AT WATCHER HQ BUT YOU CAN BE DAMN SURE IF THAT WAS ME HOSTING I WOULD'VE KILLED RYAN BERGARA WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!"

"BUT JUST ONE QUESTION! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"

[pkgdeal]

i’m finally watching puppet history for the first time and i’m deeply enjoying it but my big takeaway from any show feat steven is that he should be in every show

[bergoozter]

Hey it’s the Connie M anon again and I’ve developed a full theory about The Professor situation (sorry it’s really long). The Hologram Professor is actually Randy, The Professor’s stunt double. After the Devil, Genie, and Asmodeus began to believe that Ryan regretted his actions and was looking to get The Professor back, they struck up a deal with Randy, who was told he could be the permanent host if he prevents Ryan from getting The Professor back from the Cretaceous. (1/?)

However, instead of Randy having full control over himself, he is being possessed by Asmodeus as an attempt by The Devil to keep anything from being more suspicious than it already is. He is being kept somewhere (probably the box) and his hologram is being projected to the stage so that no one can tell that it’s possession. That one plushie who’s eyes glowed at the end? It’s actually Randy, who moved the one that Ryan stepped on off of the shelf so he could have a seat there. (2/?)

The Devil and Asmodeus’ presence explains the spooky things around the studio and how they were able to bid under The Professor’s name (which the Devil probably knew) so that they could keep the Genie lamp from Ryan. Additionally, Randy being the host would explain the absence of the c-dogs bit and the horrible new b-boys bit because he nor Asmodeus know about the bits. (3/4)

At the end of the season, Randy will get physical body back in order to push Ryan out of the example window once he has been turned into a puppet. Anyways, “Randy is the new host” was my pre-season 5 theory and I’m so glad it looks likely again.

SOLID THEORY ANON

[moinstar]

Filipino Food Collab (Dessert Group) on Twitter

2/3

Close-ups:

@/UeshimaHaru's maiz con hielo

@/AnxiAri's pilipit and puto bao

@/KwiStarPlus' sans rival

@/AstropanZ' buko pandan

@/weird_lynne's bibingka and maja blanca

@ my (haha) leche flan

Showcasing their wonderful and tasty-looking food arts!

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

I was just wondering if there were any hints about the finale in the s4 poster and Y’ALL-

[theresivysart]

In desire we trust, give it up for the Prince of Lust- Asmodeus!

Yeah, show me some lust

from the groin to the bust

in desire we trust,

in the house of Asmodeus

[ifearzombies]

Little Things You Do That Make The Brothers Fall For You All Over Again

Lucifer: - When you help mediate a fight between ANY of the siblings. It helps strengthen the family and helps with healing from all the trauma and grief. - You turn your phone off when in his room. His brothers have made him slightly paranoid of pictures of him being taken without his consent and you taking that precaution to alleviate his concerns means the world to him. - You try. You try so hard in school because you know it’s important to him and Diavolo and so when he sees you bent over books and asking him or Satan for help it brings him so much joy.

Mammon: - You call him your first. He loves hearing it and making him feel like he’s extra special to you. - You go full in when you decide to help with a scheme. When you made the panda plush, he saw how much work you put in for just him. - When he catches you dancing and singing in your room. He sees how cute you look and how much joy you have and it just melts his heart.

Leviathan:

- You talk to Henry 2.0. You come in and take a minute to say hi to him and ask the little fishy how he’s doing. The fact you treasure Henry makes him treasure you more. - When you try to follow along with what he’s talking about. His own brothers barely listen to him. They can’t follow. They don’t really try. But you? You do. He feels seen and heard. - When you come in with a blanket and just curl up in front of the giant aquarium and just vibe. You watch him play games, talk to him. But you just quietly share the space. Just to be beside him. He has cried in happiness over this several times.

Satan:

- You aren’t afraid of him and his anger. You should be. But you don’t treat him like a bomb about to go off any second and hold him close. He loves when you hold him and don’t shirk from him; even when he’s mad. - When you join him in playing with his secret cats. - When you learn a new spell and excitedly show him. He loves magic almost as much as Solomon, so seeing your exuberance over learning something is a treasure.

Asmodeus:

- When you relax and let him just fix your hair or do your nails and just chatter away. You work so hard to help everyone in the house, the palace, and PH, that you relaxing with him is just so lovely. - When you are asleep beside him and he can just look at how pretty you look sleeping in his bed. - When you tell him he’s beautiful. He knows it, but hearing you say it with that sincere, loving look on your face just makes his heart melt and he feels TRULY beautiful.

Beelzebub: - When he sees you cooking. You tend to cook larger portions or a whole second meal just for him when you cook and he knows it’s hard work to make that much food. You have a sore back when you’re done and you have to clean the mess. But you do it anyways. Just for him. He always hugs you when you cook and gives you a smooch. - When you gift him food from your pocket. You always have food on you and he knows if he needs something between classes or he can’t get to the kitchen, you will inevitably offer him something. The fact that you keep food on you for him shows you’re thinking of him all the time and he loves that. - You accept his invitations to whatever he’s doing. Working out? You’re there spotting if you can. Snowboarding? He is now teaching you to snowboard. You accept his invitation to spend more time with him. You’re mortal. Your time is precious and you’re giving it to him. He can’t help but fall in love again when he thinks of it.

Belphagor:

- You go to the attic a lot when he asks because it’s now a special place. It sucks going up that many stairs after a day at RAD. And he knows it. So the fact you agree just for him? Amazing. - When you sleep and he can go in your dreams and he finds you dreaming about him and Beel. He admittedly gets jealous if it’s anyone else. But knowing you’re in his thoughts that much when dreaming?  He can only try to snuggle you more to let you know he loves you even more now. - You aren’t afraid of him. Like Satan, you really should be. You were killed by him! But even when you have nightmares about that moment, and he’s watching, he hears your thoughts and how you know he was lashing out in pain. And that you really wanted to help him. And then when you wake up after those nightmares; those night terrors of your literal death, the first thing you do is hug him. He asks the stars what he ever did right in his life to deserve you.